Thought for the week

"Every word of God is pure: He is a shield unto them that put their trust in Him." Proverbs 30:5

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Where to stay!!


No nursing home for us. We'll be checking into a Holiday Inn!
With the average cost for a nursing him care costing $ 188.00 per day,
there is a better way when we go old and to feeble.
I've already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn.
For a combined long term stay discount and senior discount, it's $59.23 per night.

Breakfast is included, and some have happy hours in the afternoon. How cool is that!!
That leaves $128.77 a day for lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want, or room
service, laundry, gratuities and special TV movies.
Plus, they provide a spa, swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and washer dryer, etc.
Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap.

$5 worth if tips a day you'll have the entire staff scrambling to help you.
They treat you like a customer, not a patient.
There's a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride free.
The handicap bus will also pick you up (if you fake a decent limp).

To meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays.

For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one of the nice restaurants there...
While you're at the airport, fly somewhere. Otherwise, the cash keeps building up.

It takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take your reservation today.
And you're not stuck in one place forever you can move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to city.
Want to see Hawaii? They have Holiday Inn there too.

TV broken? Light bulbs need changing?
Need a mattress replaced? No problem....
They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience.

The Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The maid checks to see if you are ok. If not, they'll call a ambulance....or the undertaker.

If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.

And no worries about visits from family. They will always be glad to find you, and probably
check in for a few days mini-vacation.

The grandkids can use the pool. 
What more could I ask for?

So, when I reach that golden age, I'll face it with a grin...


To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this is especially for you....


Hearing Aids
Band Aids
Roll Aids
Walking Aids
Medical Aids
Government Aids

Most of All,

MONETARY AID to their kids!

Not forgetting HIV
(Hair is Vanishing)

To all my blogger friend, have a nice week!

Happy Crating!!

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